1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup minced scallions
2 tablespoons brandy
Mix well.
There
was a little sparrow lying out on the ground with his feet up in the air.
Somebody asked him what he was doing, and he said, "The sky is going to
fall." And this person said, "What do you think you can do about
it?" And the little sparrow said, "One must do what one can."
- Michael Ryan